aryst0krat's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Awesome Bill Murray]

10'd for windowlicker

Nuff said.

[Spartan-117]

Wow

I lol'd, and I love Halo. And this is like two years old. What the fuck ever. Good job man. Continue capitalizing on how easily people get offended when you say shit they like sucks, and you'll go far in life :)

[Jackie]

. . .

Haha I thought Jackie looked familiar in the little icon! Nice to see a tie-in to Jerry, I loved that one. :)

Oh, yeah, and the cartoon was great :P

[Hunter's Shorts.]

Meh

I actually found the soup skit to be a little funny, but I couldn't really hear anything else, and you definitely need to fix your buttons. They're hellish to click.

Hope it passes, though. I've seen shit much worse get through.

[animator vs animator.pt.3]

Brilliant

If the flash wasn't good then that title would've seemed like an annoying gimmick, but it was actually half-decent, and the fact that people flip out about it because they get it confused with Animator vs Animation just makes it that much more funny. The animation itself was pretty good, and the art was decent, nothing special but well done for what it was. There wasn't really a story to follow but I haven't seen the others so I won't take off points for that. The sound was alright too.

Overall not a half-bad flash, and the name just puts the cherry on top. Silly people, learn to read :P

Keep it up!
~aryst0krat

[Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 3]

A real thinker

I'm not going to bother critiquing things like the audio and animation quality, because they obviously weren't (at least not consistently) top notch, but it suits it. Whether that was done on purpose or was a happy accident doesn't really matter in my mind.

On to the good part, the story. Watching the first two was a stranger affair, and as you can tell by many of the reviews, people either enjoyed the sick tone of them or hated it. I, personally, enjoyed the departure from the norm, though I'll admit it was damn awkward at points. Had it not been for this last episode I would have finished watching with a sense of something being terribly wrong. The message about cutting in the second one was the only worthwhile thing I took out of it.

But this episode saved it. It gave the other two meaning and purpose, and delivered a message that made a whole lot of sense. Dictator Alfred's monologue was refreshing and releasing, and a sad look at a sadder truth. Sometimes, you just can't deal.

Really deep stuff, and while I'm glad you've put this out there, I hope this isn't based on experience. Yeesh.

~aryst0krat

[woopa]

Wow.

This gets a ten just because it spawned so many idiotic reviews and great responses to them that I could laugh at. I'm not going to bother critiquing it because it's shite and we both know it, but it made me laugh anyway. Plus, totw and underdog? It's good to know that someone higher up has a sense of humour.

Voted zero to see how low it can go >:3

LordZeebmork responds:

yeah basically

by the way, admins don't pick totw and underdog, I pick it with my magic fingers.